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If we are unable to produce accurate and timely financial statements, our stock price may be adversely affected

“If the market decides that our product is no longer needed, our stock price may be adversely affected.”

Unintentionally hilarious line in Groupon’s 10-K filed today. (via baddeal)

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Hey everybody, the first trailer is now up for my new movie, Don Jon! I’m so curious to hear what you think of it :o)

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No shame in the broke game. Sometimes you have to get creative with the stuff you already have.

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If you ever plan on eating one again, you probably don’t want to know how maraschino cherries are made.

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